-She claims she is pregnant, the donor is anonymous and she will have the baby in the honor of her late girl Casey Johnson.

-Then, she points a finger (or Tweet, whatever) at rapper The Game, claiming he is her baby’s daddy.

-Game dismisses this obvious lie, she threatens him with a paternity test and then deletes her Twitter page.

Well, guess what’s new?! She’s back with more crazy stories. According to her recent Tweets, she is with her baby’s daddy, and they are working on more kids! Stupid ass Tila, you have to give birth to the first one in order to have more! It’s a kid, not scrambled eggs. What did you do on your Biology classes, anyway? Better yet, did you even go to school? OK, we all know there isn’t any baby, but still!

It’s funny, thought, how she managed to completely forget about The Game. And it’s been before, like, two days? Three days? Tila has the memory of a gold fish.. and a brain like one, too!